Welcome to The Grumpy Granny!

I started this small business during college because I found joy in sharing my crochet patterns with you and making custom-made figurines catered to your taste. The Grumpy Granny was born as a passion project and it has become my main way of artistic expression. What is most beautiful is that my work tends to resonate with people. It sparks whimsy and childlike wonder, which I’ve found our world to be lacking lately. My crocheting hobby has helped me give back to my community in that unexpectedly bright way.

Crochet Patterns

Dive into my collection of crochet patterns. I’ve been designing these over the years. Some were made with love, other were made with despair, and they all fill me with joy. They have been tried and tested by real humans. Check out the Tester Gallery!

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Figurines

Commission a custom made figurine! They’re all made using the Classic Doll Base and customized to your character ‘s likeness. All I need is a good reference picture 🙂

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